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A boy has his dog pulling a wagon with a rope wrapped around the dogs balls. A man says You know if you tied it around his neck, you would go faster. The boy replies, I know, but then I wouldn’t get the cool siren.
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I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you. And you will be weak for days. (The FLU)
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Q. Why are women like condoms? A. They spend 90 of their time in your wallet, and 10 on your dic*k..
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Q: What’s about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out? A: A toothbrush
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A Negro attended a Night party without any cloths. Sardarji thought he was in Black Suit. and He told him: Your dress is nice one but the TIE is in the wrong place
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What’s hairy on the outside, wet on inside, starts with a “c” and ends in a “t’? A: A coconut – and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Paper Of Sexology. Atempt any 5 questions! Q1. Define sex & explain types of condoms? Q2. Y sucking is imprtant b4 f**king? Q3. Y girls need big penis? or Draw b**bs diagram with nipples?
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